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Tariffs on coffee and tea have fueled rebellion for centuries—from the Boston Tea Party to today’s trade wars. Sip On It reveals the full story of how these taxes shaped nations, punished growers, and still distort your morning cup.
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Coffee, chocolate, and tea have always been caught in the crossfire of tariffs and politics. Our eBooks expose the hidden costs — from the Boston Tea Party to colonial Java to today’s trade wars.

  • Original Books — Sip On It and Chocolate Covered Economics — modern exposes showing how tariffs punish small businesses, families, and you.
  • Historical — Tea Leaves and Hardtack & Coffee — stories of rebellion and resilience, from the Boston Tea Party to the rations of war.
  • Satire — Coffee Repartee and Max Havelaar — sharp takes on trade, empire, and human folly.
  • Philosophy — Starting with The Book of Tea, expanding soon.
  • Pre-Orders — Tea Leaves, Hardtack & Coffee, and Refined Taste — upcoming releases exploring flavor, grit, and freedom.
  • And More — We’re growing with you, bringing folklore, culture, and even non-caffeinated titles to the table. Don’t just sip slogans — learn the truth while you brew. Get our eBooks free when you add our coffee or tea.

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  • Max Havelaar

    The legendary Dutch satire on corruption returns—with a new chapter exposing how modern tariffs repeat the same deceit Max Havelaar fought centuries ago. A timeless lesson in hypocrisy, free trade, and the price of power.

  • Coffee And Repartee

    A revived classic of 19th-century coffeehouse wit, now featuring new illustrations that bring its sharp humor to life. Every quip and sketch celebrates free thought, lively debate, and the freedom to laugh at authority.

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    Taste rebellion in every roast. This 2 oz sampler includes our 6 Bean, Cowboy, and Breakfast blends plus single origins from Peru, Mexico, and Bali. Each sip tells a story of trade, freedom, and flavor.

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    "Compton’s message is simple and powerful: liberty begins where tariffs end. Every cup of coffee represents global cooperation, human effort, and freedom of exchange. And every sip is a reminder that the best economies, like the best blends, come from openness—not restriction."

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From Global Trade To Masochism

Your grocery bill keeps climbing. Coffee, tea, chocolate — even basics on the shelf — cost more every month.

Small businesses face the same squeeze: raise prices and lose customers, or absorb the cost and watch profits vanish.

We blame inflation or supply chains, but another quiet culprit drives prices higher: tariffs.

Sold as “protection,” they’ve always punished families and crushed opportunity.

Centuries of Forsaken Economic Lessons

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  • ⏳ 18th Century

    Ordinary tea sparked extraordinary rebellion: the Boston Tea Party against taxation without representation.

  • ⚔️ 19th Century

    Tariffs turned breakfast into a battlefield. Coffee was cut with chicory, and tea duties nearly split the Union.

  • 🌎 20th Century

    Protectionist tariffs choked global trade. Coffee rotted in Brazil, tea sat unsold in Asia, and the Great Depression deepened.

  • 🚩 21st Century

    The Tea Party shouted about tyranny in 2009 — then cheered tariffs by 2016. Liberty traded for lunacy, with caffeinated goods caught in modern tariff wars.

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Tariffs Harm Economies

Tariffs raise the cost of everyday life — not to protect you, but to protect special interests. They don’t help small businesses or working families. They make everyone pay more for less: coffee, tea, chocolate, even basics on the grocery shelf. Each tariff is a hidden tax, dressed up as patriotism but paid for by you.

And here’s the kicker: nearly every economist — left, right, and center — has reached the same conclusion. Tariffs destroy wealth and shrink opportunity. It’s the one point on which history’s fiercest rivals actually agreed. They clashed on everything else, but on tariffs, they spoke with one voice.

The One Thing Economists Agree On

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  • Henry George

    🔥 A Left Progressive Reformer, George called tariffs a scam tax on workers — a cheap trick to distract from fixing real inequality.

  • Frank Taussig

    📊 A Left Progressive Economist, Taussig showed how tariffs always raised costs and shielded inefficiency at the expense of growth.

  • Frédéric Bastiat

    ⚔️ A Right Capitalist & Satirist, Bastiat mocked tariffs as “legal plunder” — theft dressed in patriotism, robbing the many for the few.

  • William Graham Sumner

    🏴‍☠️ A Right Capitalist Defender of Markets, Sumner argued tariffs warped competition and rewarded political privilege over honest work.

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It's Over 90% of Economists Now

2018 – IGM Economic Experts Panel

In March 2018, the IGM Forum panel of about 40 top academic economists was unanimous (100% agreement) that President Trump’s new steel and aluminum tariffs would not improve Americans’ welfare.

None of the experts polled expected a net benefit from these tariffs – indicating a consensus that the tariffs would harm the U.S. economy (76% “strongly disagreed” and 24% “disagreed” that the tariffs would help)

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2018 – Reuters Economists Poll (U.S.–China Trade War)

A Reuters survey in September 2018 found 100% of economists (all 70 forecasters polled) agreed that escalating tariffs in the U.S.–China trade war were “bad” for the U.S. economy and growth outlookreuters.comreuters.com. In other words, every economist surveyed said the trade-war tariffs would do more harm than good to the United States.

2021 – American Economic Association (AEA) Member Survey

In a 2021 survey of AEA economists, 95% of respondents agreed that “tariffs and import quotas usually reduce general economic welfare,” reflecting an almost universal view that tariffs are harmful overallpolitifact.com. This result is consistent with three prior decades of AEA polls (1990, 2000, 2011), each of which likewise found about 94–95% of economists in agreement on the negative economic impact of tariffspolitifact.com. (The 2021 AEA survey received responses from roughly 1,700 U.S. economists, mostly in academia but also in business and government.)

2018 – NABE Business Economists Policy Survey

A mid-2018 survey by the National Association for Business Economics reported that over 90% of U.S. business economists expected the Trump administration’s tariffs (including proposed tariffs) to have “unfavorable” impacts on the U.S. economycbsnews.com. This NABE panel consisted of 251 economists in industry and government, surveyed in July–August 2018cbsnews.com. In short, well over nine in ten business economists believed the tariffs would hurt economic growth in the United States

From Broken Windows, Promises, & Dreams to True Rebellion

Tariffs don’t protect — they punish. They raise prices, shrink choices, and strangle opportunity. True patriots, from the Boston Tea Party onward, fight for freedom in trade — not barriers.

That’s why Phantom Vibes delivers fresh coffee and tea roasted after you order, sourced from small businesses at home and abroad — not corporations. Every shipment comes with access to our eBooks on trade and prosperity, so you can learn the truth while you sip.

True patriots don’t buy slogans. They resist tariffs, support free exchange, and defend prosperity.

Brew the truth. Sip your freedom. Read for yourself.

☕ Unlock Free Literature With Caffeine

Coffee, chocolate, and tea have always been caught in the crossfire of tariffs and politics. Our eBooks expose the hidden costs — from the Boston Tea Party to colonial Java to today’s trade wars.

  • Original Books — Sip On It and Chocolate Covered Economics — modern exposes showing how tariffs punish small businesses, families, and you.
  • Historical — Tea Leaves and Hardtack & Coffee — stories of rebellion and resilience, from the Boston Tea Party to the rations of war.
  • Satire — Coffee Repartee and Max Havelaar — sharp takes on trade, empire, and human folly.
  • Philosophy — Starting with The Book of Tea, expanding soon.
  • Pre-Orders — Tea Leaves, Hardtack & Coffee, and Refined Taste — upcoming releases exploring flavor, grit, and freedom.
  • And More — We’re growing with you, bringing folklore, culture, and even non-caffeinated titles to the table. Don’t just sip slogans — learn the truth while you brew. Get our eBooks free when you add our coffee or tea.

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F.A.Q.

Can I trust the quality of the tea and coffee?

Yes. Phantom Vibes uses some of the best suppliers in North America. The tea and coffee are both made fresh just for you.

They're not old shelf products you might find at a store, and definitely not the mysterious church coffee you'd drink only because it's there.

When will my order arrive?

Every order is prepared fresh and shipped directly from our U.S. partners.

Coffee & Tea: Roasted or packed after you order—never warehoused. Most orders ship within 1–5 business days, with U.S. delivery in 3–7 days.

Merchandise (books, mugs, and other gear): Usually ships separately from our print or fulfillment partners within 3–5 business days.

🌍 International Orders: Currently unavailable due to tariffs. We ship within the U.S. only.

What if I don't want your original books?

We're in the process of remastering several eBooks. The Book of Tea, Max Havelaar, Coffee Repartee, and Told In The Coffee House are currently available. More to come soon. We choose to remaster public domain books that are already high quality and either famous or underrated.

If you're half interested in our eBooks, but not enough standalone, we also offer them free with our coffee, tea, and other products.

When will I get my products?

Digital products are immediately. Physical products will usually be shipped 1-5 days.

What is your refund policy?

If you hate our coffee, we’ll give you the option of a refund or another one of our eBooks. Your happiness comes first.

Fair Refund Policy

We aim to make our products available internationally, so our refund policy follows EU consumer protection standards. To keep things fair, we extend the same policy to all customers — including those in North America.

Please note:

  • Digital products (like eBooks) are non-refundable to prevent fraud.
  • If a digital item was included as a free bonus with a physical product (like coffee or tea) that is returned, access to that digital item will be revoked.

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How do I get my eBook or bonus download?

Just add it to your cart and complete checkout. Your eBook or bonus download will appear instantly after purchase and a copy will also be sent to your email.

What payment methods do you accept?

We accept PayPal, major credit and debit cards, and several other secure payment platforms at checkout.

Is my information secure?

Yes. All payments and customer data are encrypted and handled through trusted processors. You can learn more in our Privacy Policy.

Can I buy the eBook separately?

Of course — all eBooks are available to purchase on their own if you’re not grabbing a coffee or tea bundle.

What products have you released before?

We’ve previously published eBooks on health, wellness, and how to avoid scams right here on our site. They’re currently delisted while we update them to fit our new direction.

We also once tried launching our own gaming headsets, but tariff hikes crushed that dream. It hit us hard — and yeah, we’re still a little bitter about it.

So now, we’re selling our bitterness in caffeine and education — using coffee and economics to wake people up to how trade policy affects everyone.

Global Trade, Shared Freedom

Phantom Vibes exists because of global trade—beans, leaves, and ideas carried across borders. Our originals, Sip On It and Chocolate Covered Economics, remind us that liberty begins with ideas, not tariffs.

Now we’re unlocking Max Havelaar—the classic story of coffee and justice—free with our Best Seller Coffee Samples.

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