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Coffee begins as a journey—across oceans, mountains, and hands that turn raw fruit into ritual. It connects farmers, traders, and dreamers through a global web of craft and commerce. But every route of trade carries more than beans. It carries history—of tariffs, taxes, and power plays that have shaped what we taste today.

Sip On It picks up where This Is Coffee leaves off, uncovering how centuries of trade and taxation still ripple through your morning brew. What began as connection became control—and now, it’s time to wake up to the truth behind your cup.

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  • A discount for 20% off on all physical products is available after checkout.
  • Use this opportunity to get coffee or tea and any eBook you wish in next order.
  • Available for the first 200 people that buy Sip On It, Max Havelaar, and Chocolate Covered Economics.
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Sample Coffee Packs (Buy One, Get An eBook Free!)

Discover your next favorite brew with our sampler packs — Best Sellers, Flavored Favorites, and Single Origin Classics. Each includes six 2oz packs, roasted fresh after you order.

✨ Every sampler unlocks a free Phantom Vibes eBook of your choice.

⬇️ Shop the collection today and taste the difference.

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☕ Unlock Free Literature With Caffeine

Coffee, chocolate, and tea have always been caught in the crossfire of tariffs and politics. Our eBooks expose the hidden costs — from the Boston Tea Party to colonial Java to today’s trade wars.

  • Original Books — Sip On It and Chocolate Covered Economics — modern exposes showing how tariffs punish small businesses, families, and you.
  • Historical — Tea Leaves and Hardtack & Coffee — stories of rebellion and resilience, from the Boston Tea Party to the rations of war.
  • Satire — Coffee Repartee and Max Havelaar — sharp takes on trade, empire, and human folly.
  • Philosophy — Starting with The Book of Tea, expanding soon.
  • Pre-Orders — Tea Leaves, Hardtack & Coffee, and Refined Taste — upcoming releases exploring flavor, grit, and freedom.
  • And More — We’re growing with you, bringing folklore, culture, and even non-caffeinated titles to the table. Don’t just sip slogans — learn the truth while you brew. Get our eBooks free when you add our coffee or tea.

Don’t just sip slogans — learn the truth while you brew. Get our eBooks free when you add our coffee or tea from the next sections.

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Past Coverage Includes 400+ Media Platforms

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⚠️ Satisfaction Guaranteed

If our coffee or tea aren’t your vibe, no worries — we’ll send you another of our eBooks or even a pre-order of your choice, or we’ll refund you. No rebellion should leave you bitter.

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  • Coffee And Repartee

    Sip on wit and rebellion. Coffee And Repartee: Wisdom Edition brings fresh illustrations and sharp humor, while Max Havelaar: Trump Card Bluff Edition roasts trade hypocrisy with a modern twist.

  • Best Sellers Sample Pack

    Taste rebellion in every roast. This 2 oz sampler includes our 6 Bean, Cowboy, and Breakfast blends plus single origins from Peru, Mexico, and Bali. Each sip tells a story of trade, freedom, and flavor.
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Our Reviews

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  • Influencers

    From Isa Nielsen:

    "Thank you so much, Matt! Working with you was truly a great experience — you were supportive, clear, and inspiring to collaborate with. I’m really happy you enjoyed the project and my music. That means a lot to me!
    Hope we collaborate again soon!"
    Rating: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

  • Freelancers

    From Angelica C.

    "I'm speachless. Excellent working experience with a really nice person. Professional and communicative from the first message to the last one. I recommend him to everyone! Very clear instructions and friendly contact. Thanks for everything!"

    Rating: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

  • Pro Reviews

    From Better Auds:

    "Compton’s message is simple and powerful: liberty begins where tariffs end. Every cup of coffee represents global cooperation, human effort, and freedom of exchange. And every sip is a reminder that the best economies, like the best blends, come from openness—not restriction."

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    We don’t have any reviews yet, and we’d love your help changing that! 💬

    If you leave a review for any of our products—digital or physical—you’ll receive 20% off your next physical purchase. Every physical item still comes with a free eBook, so it’s a great way to share your thoughts and save on your next order. Hit the Learn More button to contact us for more information.

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F.A.Q.

Can I trust the quality of the tea and coffee?

Yes. Phantom Vibes uses some of the best suppliers in North America. The tea and coffee are both made fresh just for you.

They're not old shelf products you might find at a store, and definitely not the mysterious church coffee you'd drink only because it's there.

When will my order arrive?

Every order is prepared fresh and shipped directly from our U.S. partners.

Coffee & Tea: Roasted or packed after you order—never warehoused. Most orders ship within 1–5 business days, with U.S. delivery in 3–7 days.

Merchandise (books, mugs, and other gear): Usually ships separately from our print or fulfillment partners within 3–5 business days.

🌍 International Orders: Currently unavailable due to tariffs. We ship within the U.S. only.

What if I don't want your original books?

We're in the process of remastering several eBooks. The Book of Tea, Max Havelaar, Coffee Repartee, and Told In The Coffee House are currently available. More to come soon. We choose to remaster public domain books that are already high quality and either famous or underrated.

If you're half interested in our eBooks, but not enough standalone, we also offer them free with our coffee, tea, and other products.

When will I get my products?

Digital products are immediately. Physical products will usually be shipped 1-5 days.

What is your refund policy?

If you hate our coffee, we’ll give you the option of a refund or another one of our eBooks. Your happiness comes first.

Fair Refund Policy

We aim to make our products available internationally, so our refund policy follows EU consumer protection standards. To keep things fair, we extend the same policy to all customers — including those in North America.

Please note:

  • Digital products (like eBooks) are non-refundable to prevent fraud.
  • If a digital item was included as a free bonus with a physical product (like coffee or tea) that is returned, access to that digital item will be revoked.

More information included here:

  1. Refund Policy
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How do I get my eBook or bonus download?

Just add it to your cart and complete checkout. Your eBook or bonus download will appear instantly after purchase and a copy will also be sent to your email.

What payment methods do you accept?

We accept PayPal, major credit and debit cards, and several other secure payment platforms at checkout.

Is my information secure?

Yes. All payments and customer data are encrypted and handled through trusted processors. You can learn more in our Privacy Policy.

Can I buy the eBook separately?

Of course — all eBooks are available to purchase on their own if you’re not grabbing a coffee or tea bundle.

What products have you released before?

We’ve previously published eBooks on health, wellness, and how to avoid scams right here on our site. They’re currently delisted while we update them to fit our new direction.

We also once tried launching our own gaming headsets, but tariff hikes crushed that dream. It hit us hard — and yeah, we’re still a little bitter about it.

So now, we’re selling our bitterness in caffeine and education — using coffee and economics to wake people up to how trade policy affects everyone.

Global Trade, Shared Freedom

Phantom Vibes exists because of global trade—beans, leaves, and ideas carried across borders. Our originals, Sip On It and Chocolate Covered Economics, remind us that liberty begins with ideas, not tariffs.

Now we’re unlocking Max Havelaar—the classic story of coffee and justice—free with our Best Seller Coffee Samples.

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