🍵 Fire Up Your Rebel Vibes

From the Boston Tea Party to today’s tariffs, tea has always been caught in the battle between freedom and control. Prices climb, taxes pile up, and even your quiet cup is pulled into the economy’s chokehold. But tea should never be about submission—it should be about clarity, ritual, and resistance.

That’s why we source fresh, premium teas—carefully chosen leaves among the finest you’ll ever steep. And with every order, you unlock new eBooks: history, satire, folklore, and explorations of how tea itself has shaped rebellions and endured tariffs through time. More titles are always on the way, so each shipment brings not only flavor but fresh pages to explore.

We’re so confident in our teas and texts that if you don’t love them, you can swap your eBook for another—or get a full refund. No strings attached.

Stand tall against the fools who tariff your ritual.
Sip freely. Read boldly. Order now.

⚠️ Get Bonus 20% Off Discounts

  • A discount for 20% off on all physical products is available after checkout.
  • Use this opportunity to get coffee or tea and any eBook you wish.
  • Available for the first 200 people that buy Sip On It, Max Havelaar, and Chocolate Covered Economics.

☕ Buy Tea, Get Literature Free

Coffee, chocolate, and tea have always been caught in the crossfire of tariffs and politics. Our eBooks expose the hidden costs — from the Boston Tea Party to colonial Java to today’s trade wars.

  • Original Books — Sip On It and Chocolate Covered Economics — modern exposes showing how tariffs punish small businesses, families, and you.
  • Historical — Tea Leaves and Hardtack & Coffee — stories of rebellion and resilience, from the Boston Tea Party to the rations of war.
  • Satire — Coffee Repartee and Max Havelaar — sharp takes on trade, empire, and human folly.
  • Philosophy — Starting with The Book of Tea, expanding soon.
  • Pre-Orders — Tea Leaves, Hardtack & Coffee, and Refined Taste — upcoming releases exploring flavor, grit, and freedom.
  • And More — We’re growing with you, bringing folklore, culture, and even non-caffeinated titles to the table. Don’t just sip slogans — learn the truth while you brew. Get our eBooks free when you add our coffee or tea.

Don’t just sip slogans — learn the truth while you brew. Get our eBooks free when you add our coffee or tea from the next sections.

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Our Full Tea Arsenal

Raise your cup to the spirit that once turned a simple drink into a revolution. Inspired by the Boston Tea Party, this collection honors those who refused to sip quietly. Each blend carries the rebel fire of that historic night — crafted to awaken clarity, courage, and conversation.

🍃 Earl Grey Tea — A timeless rebel: bold black tea kissed with bergamot citrus.

🍓 Hibiscus Berry Tea — Tart, bright, and wild — the flavor of creative defiance.

🍎 Apple Cider Rooibos Tea — Caffeine-free comfort steeped in spiced apple warmth.

🥭 Mango Treat Tea — A tropical escape for the dreamers and firekeepers.

🍑 Peach Paradise Tea — Smooth and sweet — rebellion softened by sunlight.

☀️ English Breakfast Tea — Strong and steady, a classic brew for those who lead the charge.

🔥 Masala Chai Tea — Spiced fire and ancient rhythm in every pour.

🌸 Jasmine Tea — Gentle green tea infused with floral calm — the quiet side of rebellion.

Because rebellion doesn’t always roar — sometimes, it steeps.

This is where rebel fire meets reflection.

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⚠️ Satisfaction Guaranteed

If our coffee or tea aren’t your vibe, no worries — we’ll send you another of our eBooks or even a pre-order of your choice, or we’ll refund you. No rebellion should leave you bitter.

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Our Reviews

  • Influencers

    From Lucky Dart:

    "Working with (phantomvibes) was an absolutely fantastic experience from start to finish. The project was creative, well-structured, and full of intention — everything from the product materials to the brand philosophy was clear and inspiring."
    Rating: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

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    From Angelica C.

    "I'm speachless. Excellent working experience with a really nice person. Professional and communicative from the first message to the last one. I recommend him to everyone! Very clear instructions and friendly contact. Thanks for everything!"

    Rating: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

  • Pro Reviews

    From Better Auds:

    "Compton’s message is simple and powerful: liberty begins where tariffs end. Every cup of coffee represents global cooperation, human effort, and freedom of exchange. And every sip is a reminder that the best economies, like the best blends, come from openness—not restriction."

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    If you leave a review for any of our products—digital or physical—you’ll receive 20% off your next physical purchase. Every physical item still comes with a free eBook, so it’s a great way to share your thoughts and save on your next order. Hit the Learn More button to contact us for more information.

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F.A.Q.

Can I trust the quality of the tea and coffee?

Yes. Phantom Vibes uses some of the best suppliers in North America. The tea and coffee are both made fresh just for you.

They're not old shelf products you might find at a store, and definitely not the mysterious church coffee you'd drink only because it's there.

When will my order arrive?

Every order is prepared fresh and shipped directly from our U.S. partners.

Coffee & Tea: Roasted or packed after you order—never warehoused. Most orders ship within 1–5 business days, with U.S. delivery in 3–7 days.

Merchandise (books, mugs, and other gear): Usually ships separately from our print or fulfillment partners within 3–5 business days.

🌍 International Orders: Currently unavailable due to tariffs. We ship within the U.S. only.

What if I don't want your original books?

We're in the process of remastering several eBooks. The Book of Tea, Max Havelaar, Coffee Repartee, and Told In The Coffee House are currently available. More to come soon. We choose to remaster public domain books that are already high quality and either famous or underrated.

If you're half interested in our eBooks, but not enough standalone, we also offer them free with our coffee, tea, and other products.

When will I get my products?

Digital products are immediately. Physical products will usually be shipped 1-5 days.

What is your refund policy?

If you hate our coffee, we’ll give you the option of a refund or another one of our eBooks. Your happiness comes first.

Fair Refund Policy

We aim to make our products available internationally, so our refund policy follows EU consumer protection standards. To keep things fair, we extend the same policy to all customers — including those in North America.

Please note:

  • Digital products (like eBooks) are non-refundable to prevent fraud.
  • If a digital item was included as a free bonus with a physical product (like coffee or tea) that is returned, access to that digital item will be revoked.

More information included here:

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How do I get my eBook or bonus download?

Just add it to your cart and complete checkout. Your eBook or bonus download will appear instantly after purchase and a copy will also be sent to your email.

What payment methods do you accept?

We accept PayPal, major credit and debit cards, and several other secure payment platforms at checkout.

Is my information secure?

Yes. All payments and customer data are encrypted and handled through trusted processors. You can learn more in our Privacy Policy.

Can I buy the eBook separately?

Of course — all eBooks are available to purchase on their own if you’re not grabbing a coffee or tea bundle.

What products have you released before?

We’ve previously published eBooks on health, wellness, and how to avoid scams right here on our site. They’re currently delisted while we update them to fit our new direction.

We also once tried launching our own gaming headsets, but tariff hikes crushed that dream. It hit us hard — and yeah, we’re still a little bitter about it.

So now, we’re selling our bitterness in caffeine and education — using coffee and economics to wake people up to how trade policy affects everyone.

Global Trade, Shared Freedom

Phantom Vibes exists because of global trade—beans, leaves, and ideas carried across borders. Our originals, Sip On It and Chocolate Covered Economics, remind us that liberty begins with ideas, not tariffs.

Now we’re unlocking Max Havelaar—the classic story of coffee and justice—free with our Best Seller Coffee Samples.

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