🍵 Awaken the Art of Balance

From the Boston Tea Party to The Book of Tea, every cup tells a story of defiance and discipline. Tea has fueled revolutions, inspired art, and reminded the world that strength and serenity can share the same pot.

At Phantom Vibes Tech, we honor both sides of that legacy. Each blend we source is chosen for clarity, balance, and purpose. Every order unlocks new eBooks that explore how trade, culture, and rebellion shaped the leaves you steep—because ritual should awaken the mind, not numb it.

Tea isn’t submission. It’s awareness. It’s courage served calm.

Refine your rebellion. Sip freely. Read boldly.

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The Spark of Revolution

Inspired by the spirit of rebellion that once turned tea into protest, our English Breakfast stands for strength with purpose. Rustic, sweet, and steady, it’s a classic that holds its ground — bold enough for milk and sugar, balanced enough to savor on its own.

Taste The Spark

Read The Truth. Sip On It.

Decode the Betrayal

Sip On It unpacks every major coffee and tea tariff from colonial times to today, revealing how politics still shapes your morning brew. Learn how trade wars turned into cultural wars—and how you can resist with knowledge.

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The Ritual of Clarity

Inspired by The Book of Tea, Matcha embodies calm rebellion—clarity through simplicity. Smooth, vibrant, and grounding, it turns each sip into a quiet stand against haste and noise.

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  • A discount for 20% off on all physical products is available after checkout.
  • Use this opportunity to get coffee or tea and any eBook you wish in next order.
  • Available for the first 200 people that buy Sip On It, Max Havelaar, and Chocolate Covered Economics.
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Our Full Tea Arsenal

Raise your cup to the spirit that once turned a simple drink into a revolution. Inspired by the Boston Tea Party, this collection honors those who refused to sip quietly. Each blend carries the rebel fire of that historic night — crafted to awaken clarity, courage, and conversation.

🍃 Earl Grey Tea — A timeless rebel: bold black tea kissed with bergamot citrus.

🍓 Hibiscus Berry Tea — Tart, bright, and wild — the flavor of creative defiance.

🍎 Apple Cider Rooibos Tea — Caffeine-free comfort steeped in spiced apple warmth.

🥭 Mango Treat Tea — A tropical escape for the dreamers and firekeepers.

🍑 Peach Paradise Tea — Smooth and sweet — rebellion softened by sunlight.

☀️ English Breakfast Tea — Strong and steady, a classic brew for those who lead the charge.

🔥 Masala Chai Tea — Spiced fire and ancient rhythm in every pour.

🌸 Jasmine Tea — Gentle green tea infused with floral calm — the quiet side of rebellion.

Because rebellion doesn’t always roar — sometimes, it steeps.

This is where rebel fire meets reflection.

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☕ Unlock Free Literature With Caffeine

Coffee, chocolate, and tea have always been caught in the crossfire of tariffs and politics. Our eBooks expose the hidden costs — from the Boston Tea Party to colonial Java to today’s trade wars.

  • Original Books — Sip On It and Chocolate Covered Economics — modern exposes showing how tariffs punish small businesses, families, and you.
  • Historical — Tea Leaves and Hardtack & Coffee — stories of rebellion and resilience, from the Boston Tea Party to the rations of war.
  • Satire — Coffee Repartee and Max Havelaar — sharp takes on trade, empire, and human folly.
  • Philosophy — Starting with The Book of Tea, expanding soon.
  • Pre-Orders — Tea Leaves, Hardtack & Coffee, and Refined Taste — upcoming releases exploring flavor, grit, and freedom.
  • And More — We’re growing with you, bringing folklore, culture, and even non-caffeinated titles to the table. Don’t just sip slogans — learn the truth while you brew. Get our eBooks free when you add our coffee or tea.

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⚠️ Satisfaction Guaranteed

If our coffee or tea aren’t your vibe, no worries — we’ll send you another of our eBooks or even a pre-order of your choice, or we’ll refund you. No rebellion should leave you bitter.

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Our Reviews

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    "Thank you so much, Matt! Working with you was truly a great experience — you were supportive, clear, and inspiring to collaborate with. I’m really happy you enjoyed the project and my music. That means a lot to me!
    Hope we collaborate again soon!"
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    "I'm speachless. Excellent working experience with a really nice person. Professional and communicative from the first message to the last one. I recommend him to everyone! Very clear instructions and friendly contact. Thanks for everything!"

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    From Better Auds:

    "Compton’s message is simple and powerful: liberty begins where tariffs end. Every cup of coffee represents global cooperation, human effort, and freedom of exchange. And every sip is a reminder that the best economies, like the best blends, come from openness—not restriction."

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F.A.Q.

Can I trust the quality of the tea and coffee?

Yes. Phantom Vibes uses some of the best suppliers in North America. The tea and coffee are both made fresh just for you.

They're not old shelf products you might find at a store, and definitely not the mysterious church coffee you'd drink only because it's there.

When will my order arrive?

Every order is prepared fresh and shipped directly from our U.S. partners.

Coffee & Tea: Roasted or packed after you order—never warehoused. Most orders ship within 1–5 business days, with U.S. delivery in 3–7 days.

Merchandise (books, mugs, and other gear): Usually ships separately from our print or fulfillment partners within 3–5 business days.

🌍 International Orders: Currently unavailable due to tariffs. We ship within the U.S. only.

What if I don't want your original books?

We're in the process of remastering several eBooks. The Book of Tea, Max Havelaar, Coffee Repartee, and Told In The Coffee House are currently available. More to come soon. We choose to remaster public domain books that are already high quality and either famous or underrated.

If you're half interested in our eBooks, but not enough standalone, we also offer them free with our coffee, tea, and other products.

When will I get my products?

Digital products are immediately. Physical products will usually be shipped 1-5 days.

What is your refund policy?

If you hate our coffee, we’ll give you the option of a refund or another one of our eBooks. Your happiness comes first.

Fair Refund Policy

We aim to make our products available internationally, so our refund policy follows EU consumer protection standards. To keep things fair, we extend the same policy to all customers — including those in North America.

Please note:

  • Digital products (like eBooks) are non-refundable to prevent fraud.
  • If a digital item was included as a free bonus with a physical product (like coffee or tea) that is returned, access to that digital item will be revoked.

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How do I get my eBook or bonus download?

Just add it to your cart and complete checkout. Your eBook or bonus download will appear instantly after purchase and a copy will also be sent to your email.

What payment methods do you accept?

We accept PayPal, major credit and debit cards, and several other secure payment platforms at checkout.

Is my information secure?

Yes. All payments and customer data are encrypted and handled through trusted processors. You can learn more in our Privacy Policy.

Can I buy the eBook separately?

Of course — all eBooks are available to purchase on their own if you’re not grabbing a coffee or tea bundle.

What products have you released before?

We’ve previously published eBooks on health, wellness, and how to avoid scams right here on our site. They’re currently delisted while we update them to fit our new direction.

We also once tried launching our own gaming headsets, but tariff hikes crushed that dream. It hit us hard — and yeah, we’re still a little bitter about it.

So now, we’re selling our bitterness in caffeine and education — using coffee and economics to wake people up to how trade policy affects everyone.